Hilarious Delilah A Short Story by DMonx Delilah looked at the tiny record in her hands and felt stressed. She walked over to the window and reflected on her sunny surroundings. She had always loved dull Under The Lamp with its loose, lovely lights, drills, suction, X-rays. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel stressed. Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of The Dentist . The Dentist was a sweet doctor with sticky eyelashes and short spots. Delilah gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a hilarious, modest, cocoa drinker with fat eyelashes and slimy spots. Her friends saw her as an ashamed, arrogant animal. Once, she had even made a cup of tea for a wide-eyed baby flamingo. But not even a hilarious person who had once made a cup of tea for a wide-eyed baby flamingo, was prepared for what The Dentist had in store today. The sleet rained like jogging foxes, making Delilah calm. As Delilah stepped outside and The Dentist came closer, she could see the tight glint in her eye. The Dentist gazed with the affection of 5892 sinister beautiful badgers. She said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want to drill your teeth." Delilah looked back, even more calm and still fingering the tiny record. "The Dentist, until we meet again," she replied. They looked at each other with sparkly feelings, like two odd, obedient ostriches sitting at a very courageous wake, which had jazz music playing in the background and two hungry uncles shouting to the beat. Delilah regarded The Dentist's sticky eyelashes and short spots. "I feel the same way!" revealed Delilah with a delighted grin. The Dentist looked confident, her emotions blushing like a real, robust ruler. Then The Dentist came inside for a nice mug of cocoa. THE END | Shut up it is not! | “Your smile is droopy 🥴” | “Yes it is” | Yes it is!! | NO ITS NOT! | Jelly Look