The boutique girls are his primary source of entertainment | Y’all might have boyfriends but I have Andrew. Andrew will binge watch family singing groups on tiktok and midwestern dancing boutiques. Andrew brought my dog a treat on our first date and every date until we moved in together. Andrew will fly home from work in the middle of the night so we can sleep together. He is the most scatter brained person in the world, except for me. He always remembers to call. We all deserve an Andrew.